A boss told santa to bring two corner tickets to watch a movie with his GF.

Santa brought A1 &A30

Ha Ha Haa

The most unfulfiled desire of all science students

Newton should have sat under coconut tree instead of apple tree.

Wahi per mar jata kameena

A mathematesian in anger says to his students, "I will differnciate & then integrate u "

Student replied " I am e raised to power 'x'. Ukhad le jo ukhadna hai"